Border Collie Tales
 

Ever since I met my first Border Collie over 40 years ago I have felt that they are special. I love dogs, but collies touch a secret corner of my soul. They are so individualistic and nutty and inclined to mad adventure, that I can't resist any of them. When I think of dogs I see a border collie in my mind's eye: drooping ear - flashing eyes - black and white nose - death defying tail and all.

The links below lead to various tales recalling some of the adventures we had with the three dogs that shared their lives with ours.

 
The Sir Walter Treatment

 
How to spread a cloak.

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Playing footie

 
In this game not only the ball is black and white.

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The postman cometh

 
This one may never come again.

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The smell from hell

 
What not to do when panicking.

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Crawling the plank

 
How not to look for a lost key.

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Re-decorating the house

 
You couldn't do it without the dog.

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Love at first sight

 
A tale that shook a large tree.

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Acting the prat

 
How to turn into an upside down collie.

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Trespassers will be pursued

 
A tale of flashing teeth and running feet.

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The tourist guide

 
or: how to behave like a real border collie..

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The long way home

 
Lassie, eat your heart out.

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House training

 
It is very easy to get this wrong.

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The healing touch

 
It's all in the mind.

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Builders in the house

 
How to bluff with a rough.

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The Big Bite

 
or: Sweet revenge

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Let peeing dogs lie

 
A deep analysis of canine psychology.

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Black and white logic

 
When is a staircase not a staircase?

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A tale with a sting

 
The upside-down world of a border collie.

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What's in a joke?

 
How to deal with a tv set

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Old Tudor No. 1

 
Also know as Beaky

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Two Tudors

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